attractive boy:
hi i'm famous
attractive boy:
hi i'm gay
attractive boy:
hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy:
hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy:
hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy:
hi i don't like you back
attractive boy:
hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy:
hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy:
hi i'm a fictional character
